He is a lazy freeloader, and its time for all thisdysfunction to stop.

Cant we just do this later I mean, you know howhe gets in the morning.

What What is it Dewey, hey,its the first of the month, and..Id like your shareof the rent now.

Yeah, try 2,200. OK, you guys,the band is about to hit it bigtime.

Well win Battle of the Bands.When Im rolling in Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone.Good night.

Your band has never made 2 cents.- Patty, come on, Im on this.

Mommy, could we pleasetalk about this later No, we cant talk about it later,because we have to go to work.

All right I am an assistant tothe mayor of the city, hello What Can you get her out of here,please Why Why her And Ned has the mostimportant job there is.

Temping Dewey, a substitute teacheris not a temp.

Hes a babysitter.- Think its so easy Id like to see you try.You wouldnt last a day.

All right, this is useless,all right Tell him if he doesnt come upwith the rent by the end of the week, hes out of here.

Dewey, Im not payingyour share of the rent, so..maybe you should sellone of your guitars or something.

Hes an idiot. Dude, Ive been mooching off youfor years, and it was never a problem untilshe showed up.

Dump her. If you dont come up withsome money, shell dump me.

Really That would be good.Shes a nightmare.

Come on. I may never haveanother girlfriend.

I mean, just come on.Come up with some money, please.

Please. OK. For you.

Not for her, man.For you.

Thank you. HeaI me Im heartsickD minor.

Im hungryAnd A minor, G, on you - HeaI my heart- Hey Whats up Is that a new songWhos this guy Were taking the Battle of the Bandsseriously this year.

Now, listen. If were gonna win this thing, we gottaactually start playing some music.

I agree. Youre fired.

Your lyrics, now dont take thisthe wrong way, Theo, are lame.

Youre out. This is Spider.

Hes replacing you.

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